This rainbow pride crochet penis amigurumi measures 18″ from the tip of the head to the bottom of the balls. Its shaft is 9.5″ around, and it is stuffed with polyester fiberfill. Colors are red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple. The balls are blue with purple stripes. It’s pretty symmetrical and the balls are almost perfectly matched.
“They say women don’t like random dick pics sent to them, but I have to say I really have something special. Not everyone can say they have a rainbow penis, can they? To be honest I’ve never seen another one, though that doesn’t mean they’re not out there. I guess someone, somewhere out there could have one like mine. Not exactly like mine, of course, penises are as unique as fingerprints, but similar maybe.”
“Anyway, when I was young and stupid and full of myself, I sent out a dick pic to this girl. And she loved it. She didn’t even like dick, but I guess when its rainbow, its a whole ‘nother way to let your Pride fly free. Now I get random women everywhere asking to see it. It makes me feel like a freak. Like they only want me around for my penis. Its kind of off-putting. But at the same time, I’m super proud of it because it really is unique.”
“This conversation has been eye-opening. Luckily I see my therapist tomorrow.”
Each penis plushie is unique and not quite the same as the next. I can make these in any color you like, though for some combinations there may be an extra fee. This plushie is hand washable. Its not intended for children… for more reasons then one!
This penis weighs 9.5 oz and comes from a smoke-free but pet friendly home. Our two dogs have very limited access to my yarn, but a few hairs may find their way in.